Because regular comments are too mainstream.
Quotifier adds random quotes to your code. Using breakthroughs in machine learning and big data, it is able to generate fake quotes. It is also smart enough to know how the comment should be formatted for the uploaded file type.
//"It's local on the the remote server" - Soulja Boy
//"Those were alternative facts" - Undertaker
//"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind." - Oprah Winfrey